March 11th, 2010

National Lottery Winner

Email from the National Lottery on Saturday;

Dear Matthew,

We have some exciting news about the ticket that you bought for the Friday 20 March draw. Please click http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/account/wallet/landing.do?link=email and enter your username and password to view the details online now.

Kind Regards
National Lottery Customer Care Team

£5.50. The “exciting news” was that I’d won £5.50. Exciting? The ticket that won this prize cost me £6.

I suggest that the National Lottery add a little algorithm to their automatic emailer, so that expectations can be suitably reduced before logging in. In my case, I had assumed that it would be the minimum, but was hoping that this meant £7.50, for a massive £1.50 profit. But no.

Dear Matthew,

You nearly got your money back this week. I’d give it a rest for a few weeks before bothering again, because by then you’ll have forgotten that even when you win on this lottery, it costs you money.

Kind Regards,
National Lottery Meagre Wins Team

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