m posted in General moans on March 8th, 2006
Who am I?
Well, it’s likely that you already know. I’m Matthew. Hello.
Where am I?
Again, you probably know this. I’m in this United Kingdom.
What am I?
Look, I’m already tiring of this incessant questioning. It’s like dealing with a toddler. I am a person, a consumer and a hoarder of goods.
Why did you write this page?
It’s hard to tell. I started with good intentions, but I lost interest. And perhaps that’s the sentence that sums me up. So, please go back to the other pages and listen to the Podcasts before I’m forced to remove them. Go now.